yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
I love Barnes & Noble, especially when it’s close to Halloween ;)
Apparently 95% of the ocean is unexplored, unseen by human eyes, so there could be mermaids down there doing the hokey pokey right now for all we know
sometimes I’m like I want a boyfriend but then I remember I’m already in a committed relationship with Netflix and pizza.
just kidding, I’m two timing both Netflix and pizza with Hulu and chinese food. what can I say girls like me were born to break hearts.
I keep seeing faces out my window. I don’t understand. Sometimes I can’t make out there faces. But they seem like young, crazy shadows. Sometimes they taunt me “I have your baby”. Sometimes they scream out my name.
I don’t understand why. What did I do wrong ?
It makes me angry and one of these days I’m going to lash out. There I see one again. She’s holding a candle and she’s whispering my name. Say it bitch. Say “bloody mary” one more time.
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