My name is Tahani and I am the most boring person you will probably ever meet, but I'm pretty awesome so you should drop a line and say hello.



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ONLY TIME I'M SAYING IT.

1st August 2014

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elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

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31st July 2014

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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31st July 2014

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elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
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31st July 2014

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thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

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thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

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31st July 2014

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31st July 2014

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sixpenceee:

I love Barnes & Noble, especially when it’s close to Halloween ;)

31st July 2014

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sixpenceee:

Apparently 95% of the ocean is unexplored, unseen by human eyes, so there could be mermaids down there doing the hokey pokey right now for all we know

31st July 2014

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sometimes I’m like I want a boyfriend but then I remember I’m already in a committed relationship with Netflix and pizza. 

just kidding, I’m two timing both Netflix and pizza with Hulu and chinese food. what can I say girls like me were born to break hearts. 

31st July 2014

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  • *near the make-up and beauty products department*
  • me: *breathes heavily*
  • mom: no

31st July 2014

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Creepy Story

sixpenceee:

I keep seeing faces out my window. I don’t understand. Sometimes I can’t make out there faces. But they seem like young, crazy shadows. Sometimes they taunt me “I have your baby”. Sometimes they scream out my name. 

I don’t understand why. What did I do wrong ? 

It makes me angry and one of these days I’m going to lash out. There I see one again. She’s holding a candle and she’s whispering my name. Say it bitch. Say “bloody mary” one more time.